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• Hold up

  I called some accountants and asked to talk to Boris and the guy who answered said, "I'm sorry, but Boris is away on holiday - would you like to hold?"

  OVERHEARD BY: Sanjay, WHERE: Pub in North Road in Brighton, POSTED: 03/08/2008

• Speak properly, pleeeeze!

  Two teenagers shouting in the park:

  "Joanna!"

  Dewanna wot?

  "No, Jo-anna, stupid!"

  OVERHEARD BY: Verity, WHERE: Victoria Park in Haywards Heath, POSTED: 06/08/2008

• Wasp Joke

  Chap walks into a shop and says "Can I buy a Wasp please?

  The shopkeeper says, "Sorry Sir, we don't sell Wasps"

  "That's funny" says the Chap, "because you've got one in the window"

  OVERHEARD BY: Roger, WHERE: Brighton in Hove, POSTED: 01/08/2008

• Up the duff

  Young hoodie:

  "Yer won't believe it - I've gone and got her up the duff again"

  Mate:

  "Up the where?"

  OVERHEARD BY: Pete, WHERE: Near the pier in Brighton, POSTED: 01/08/2008

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• Haywards Heath

  

  The town is relatively modern, being largely undeveloped until the arrival of the railway in 1841. The railway was originally supposed to run through nearby Cuckfield, but after protests from residents it was re-routed. The arrival of the railway led to a

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• East Grinstead

  

  A major point of interest in the town is the High Street, which holds the longest continuous run of 14th Century timber framed buildings in England. The school, Sackville College, is a sandstone structure built in 1609, and this was where the Christmas c

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• Climping

  

  Climping’s church is a fine example of Romanesque architecture. The chancel contains eight panels of biblical scenes, painted to mark its 700th anniversary in 1925. The panels were very controversial as they depicted Christ amongst modern figures, said

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